Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Musings on This Weekend's Wedding

Why do they call it a rehearsal dinner? Have you ever felt the need to practice eating for other occasions of your life?

I'll be reading from "Apache Blessing" during the ceremony, yet I'm Jewish, the bride is Irish and the groom is Mexican...

The bride and groom keep telling friends to "crash the reception" at the end of the night. Apparently its not considered gauche to have extra people show up once the dinner course is cleared out?

The maid of honor demanded that she wear a different dress than the rest of the bridesmaids, apparently she forgot that this wedding isn't for her.

The wedding is across the street from the White House. It would be tragic if the motorcade rolled through mid-ceremony (shit, I better not have jinxed that)...


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