Paging any lost tuba players... anyone?? anyone??

Forwarded to me from a friend...

To: Kennedy Center Staff
Subject: Merry TubaChristmas

It's that time again everyone. Today, Monday, the Millennium Stage
presents 200+ tuba players performing holiday classics in the annual Merry
TubaChristmas performance. We ask that, please, if you see any lost
tuba players you point them in the direction of the North Millennium
Stage.

Hahaha, for god's sake... please do your part and help us steer them the right way!