I'm just a jew... a lonely jew... on Christmas...

So all the roommates are out of town, all the friends are out of town, or busy with their families eating roasted goose and figgy pudding or some such culinary delight.

Me? I'm in my pajamas watching VH1's "I Love the Holidays" and only laughing when Michael Ian Black is on. (He makes these shows.) At least there's football on later.

Maybe I'll clean the house? So yeah, if anyone wants to meet up for a beer at whatever one single bar we can find open in Arlington, give me a shout!