Belated Thoughts on Yesterday's "Holiday"

So as many of you in the blogosphere have pointed out, March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, or Valentine's Day for men.

While I can't remark on whether I celebrated it properly, I will say that it sparked an interesting conversation with a friend on what if Hallmark sold cards to honor the occasion.

Sample copy for cards:

(from a guy)
Roses are Red,
I like my steak rare...
You better go down on me
After we play truth or dare...

or these from girls:

You're a good man,
I'm not a tease...
I'll make you your dinner,
Then get down on my knees...

or...

I'm not a slut,
I’m not a ho…
I’ll cook you a steak,
And perform fellatio!

or...

I'm from the south,
Yes I do have a twang...
Its why I'm good in the kitchen,
And better on your wang.

or...

All the snow is melted…
Spring has come on like a fever…
Tonights all about YOU….
So don’t worry about my beaver.

or...

I love barbecue,
And corn on the cob,
So after dinner,
I'll slobber your knob...


Feel free to send in your submissions/ideas. Maybe we can write Hallmark for next year! :-)