Last Night's Dream

I rarely remember my dreams, even this one has a few gaps, so bear with me. I thought it might be worth sharing for your entertainment though...

Apparently I was the star of a romantic comedy with Drew Barrymore. The plot seemingly followed Never Been Kissed, with me in the Michael Vartan role (and yes, I know that's quite a stretch).

Basically I was a high school English teacher (my real-life fallback if this PR thing doesn't work out), and Drew was another teacher in school (NOT a high school student!) who I slowly found myself falling for. Judy Greer was the quirky librarian best friend, whose best scene was when she fell into the boys locker room, only to have the entire soccer team break into song while she was in there.

I'm pretty sure they were singing "My Boyfriend's Back". It was one of those great scenes where somehow the entire high school group all knows the same dance, and no one thinks it the slightest bit odd they're breaking into song.

So anyway, the next big scene involved me chasing Drew around the school grounds, while she drove inside in the building on the athletic department's lawnmower. Naturally, she ends up chasing me back out of the building while still driving. I'm not really sure why I was chasing her.

And as all good dreams do, I sadly was woken by my alarm long before we could reach the climatic speech in which I say something witty that women will be dreaming about for the rest of their lives.

I watch too many cheesy high school movies...