100 Things...

1. I could read the newspaper by age 4.
2. When I was young, I had to be taken out of the movie theatre during Fantasia, because The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was too scary for me.
3. I got in trouble in kindergarten for writing “I hate Santa Claus” in my diary. But then again, I’m a Jew.
4. I used to spend my summers on Long Island at sailing camp.
5. When I was young, I ran away crying when Mickey Mouse tried to hug me.
6. I never played a day of Little League, yet now, I’m in three softball leagues.
7. I played soccer from age 5 to 26.
8. I led my soccer league in scoring when I was 11.
9. Now I haven’t scored a goal since I was 20.
10. I took the SAT’s in 7th grade, and scored above the national average for graduating seniors.
11. When I was 13-16, I went to a camp that shared a cafeteria with the Washington Redskins training camp in Carlisle, PA. I had my first kiss at that camp.
12. We also shared the cafeteria with a camp for ballerinas… The Redskins were more fun to talk to and hang out with.
13. At that same camp I dumped a girl for the first time. I ran up to my room and played “I Was Only Kidding” by Weird Al immediately afterwards. I thought I was clever.
14. The first cassette tape I ever bought with my own money was “Thriller” by Michael Jackson.
15. I haven’t been ice skating since a friend’s birthday party when I was seven, because I fell down and hurt my knee.
16. I had my bar mitzvah reception on a paddlewheel boat in Alexandria.
17. The video of that reception is a total embarrassment, yet I often find myself volunteering to show it to the girls I’m dating.
18. In high school, my friends and I made a movie of the novel “A Separate Peace.”
19. I have worn contact lenses since I was fourteen.
20. That was the same year my mom moved out of the house. It was a Sunday. She told me after I got back from Hebrew School.
21. My dad and I became very close with the local Chinese delivery man that year.
22. Now we both love to cook. My specialties include meat, fish, and linguini in a white clam sauce from scratch.
23. I went to three proms, in three states my senior year of high school.
24. But I did not go to my own high school’s prom.
25. I generally get the most compliments on my eyes.
26. But I think my best feature is my feet.
27. I used to drive 45 minutes to Baltimore when I was high school, to buy alcohol illegally from the liquor store that would let me walk out the back door.
28. I once drank 18 shots of Absolut Vodka in less than 90 minutes to prove I could out drink my best friend.
29. I had a hangover for 72 hrs straight after that.
30. I don’t drink hard liquor anymore, just beer, wine, and the occasional Bloody Mary.
31. I can only snap my fingers with my left hand, when I do it with my right hand, it makes no sound.
32. I used to have my ear pierced, both the cartilage and the lobe. But just the left ear.
33. I once performed a lip synch routine on stage to Adam Sandler’s “Piece of Shit Car”.
34. During that performance, I was dressed in drag as a member of the girl group who sings backup. Afterwards, a girl came up to me and said, “I wish I had a body like yours.”
35. In college, I hosted a radio show named after the band on The Muppet Show.
36. I do a more-than-passable impression of Kermit the Frog.
37. I was the Wally the Green Monster for two Red Sox games.
38. My father and I once drove through 10 states in 10 hours (if you count DC as a state.)
39. I swam with dolphins off the coast of Maine.
40. I spent 6 hours in Rome and 7 hours in Barcelona.
41. I would love to spend at least a week in both cities.
42. I have climbed Machu Picchu. (It’s really not that tough a climb… Old people do it.)
43. I went to the top of the Eiffel Tower, including taking the stairs on the first section…
44. Despite that fact that I have a SEVERE fear of heights.
45. I do not watch scary movies, but I love bad science fiction movies about mutated animals gone wrong. (i.e. Crocodile 2: Death Roll or Komodo vs. Cobra)
46. I find girls in baseball caps with their ponytails pulled through to be particularly hot.
47. So is any girl who can explain the offside trap in soccer, the four downs concept in football, or name more than two members of the Washington Capitals.
48. However, Capri pants are a no-no. They should never be worn. NEVER. They do nothing to enhance girls’ legs.
49. I also find the new trend of high-waisted or no-waisted dresses to be overdone and completely misused in women’s fashion.
50. Despite the last two items, I am completely straight.
51. I have only kissed a boy once in my life, and it was part of a dare/contest. We won.
52. If I had unlimited funds at my disposal, I would seriously consider moving to Vegas to become a professional poker and blackjack player.
53. I would need the unlimited funds because I’m only mediocre at poker.
54. When I was in middle school I told everyone I met that I was going to be a paleontologist.
55. By the time I got to college, I didn’t even want to take a single science class.
56. I order my steak as rare as I can get it.
57. I get turned on by the smell of vanilla, British accents, sunsets over the water, Cote d’Rhone wine, and having fingernails massage my head.
58. I am told I have sex with my eyes open. (I don’t notice.)
59. I do think I kiss with my eyes closed though.
60. My dream is to retire and sail around the Caribbean or the Mediterranean and just eat as much indigenous food as possible.
61. I have eaten rattlesnake, alligator, sea urchin, and guinea pig.
62. I am terrified of most insects, yet living with two girls, I’m constantly called upon to kill them.
63. I hate passive-aggressive people and have trouble been patient with those people who have a significant stutter or speech impediment.
64. That said, I can not properly pronounce the letter “L” in words.
65. I own my own bowling ball and shoes.
66. I am very competitive, but only with myself.
67. Roasted Garlic Triscuits are like crack to me.
68. I have never tried crack, but have tried most other major drugs at least once in my life.
69. I’ve done it.
70. I have read all the Harry Potter books.
71. And seen all of the James Bond movies.
72. My only cars to date have been Volkswagens.
73. Despite what you may have heard from Kevin Smith, the back seat is not that uncomfortable a place…
74. I only wear cologne on very limited occasions. When I do, it is Drakkar Noir.
75. I know all the words to the $1,000,000 McDonald’s menu song that once came on a record in the newspaper.
76. I also know all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.
77. As well as all the words to Rent, Chicago, Les Miserables, and several other Broadway shows.
78. I think I tore my ACL earlier this spring, but haven't had a doctor check it out, because it will keep me from playing my drinking sports.
79. I haven't been to the dentist in about six years.
80. I have chronic insomnia.
81. I am currently accepting applications for potential partners for The Amazing Race.
82. I have seen the following bands more than 10 times each: Pat Mcgee Band, Barenaked Ladies, Dave Matthews Band, Guster.
83. Keira Knightley will one day be the mother of my children, she just doesn't know it yet.
84. I am extremely ticklish on my back.
85. I own my own tuxedo. (Feel free to rent me out for parties.)
86. I had a ponytail for 2 years back in high school. My mother cut it off in one snip, and may still have it saved somewhere.
87. I don't do well at meeting large groups though. I'm much more comfortable in one-on-one or slow introductions.
88. I took the Landmark Forum a couple of years ago because I thought it would help me get back together with my ex-girlfriend.
89. I now tell people its far too cultish for me to recommend their taking.
90. I have been fired/let go from two jobs in life thus far.
91. While I continue to try to work to stay in the communications industry, I have a feeling I'll end up becoming a teacher sooner or later.
92. I have had a crush on at least one of my adult novice rowers every year I've taught the program. None of those crushes have been acted on.
93. I once survived a night of drinking with a Welsh rugby team, and awoke the next day as the only one without a hangover. (Still not sure how that happened.)
94. I prefer to listen than to talk. This is why I post so infrequently.
95. I'm a total gossip queen. I love a good scandal.
96. My mother develops sex and drug education curriculum for students. Just imagine how that warps your view of "deviant" acts growing up.
97. I still dream of taking up a really obscure sport like team handball or men's field hockey because I think it could get me to the Olympics.
98. I am fiercely loyal to my friends, and take it personally when I feel they have not be nearly as loyal to me.
99. Tonight's dinner will be for Restaurant Week at Filomena's. Past Restaurant Weeks have seen me eat at Cafe Atlantico, DC Coast, Butterfield 9, Vidalia, Ten Penh, and Galileo.
100. While writing this list, I watched The Mummy, and two episodes of Seinfeld, and eaten one black and white cookie.