Not Related to the Election at All...

Not that I'm not psyched as the rest of you though.

So last night I had a dream in which I was the new keyboard player for Metallica. It should be pointed out that I don't know how to play the keyboard and can barely read music. Fortunately for me, my "keyboard" was actually a QWERTY keyboard where each letter randomly played a note or chord. This became rather helpful since "cat" and "dog" made some pretty badass music.

It should also be pointed out that I don't actually listen to Metallica, and I'm reasonably certain they don't have/need a keyboard player in the first place...