Happy Halloween

Halloween Costume ideas for the Halloween party I never knew I always wanted to go to...

Western/Denim Shirt backwards + leather skirt or jeans backwards + cowboy boots and hat = Reverse Cowgirl

Tool belt + Sex Toys + wrapping paper + bow = Stimulus Package

Lebron James or Brady Quinn Jersey + toy iron = Cleveland Steamer

Sombrero + mud on face and clothes + pencil thin mustache = Dirty Sanchez

Any other suggestions???